an epic trilogy
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT
AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK
AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE
IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
Monster chests are the reason I have trust issues.
OK BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO THE TRUE WINNER IS
eurovision is divided into two parts
the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other