May 2013
hoflords:
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
egbuns:
OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT
AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK
AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE
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dunwall:
connorkawaii:
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
bollocksmahoney:
Monster chests are the reason I have trust issues.
dandere:
OK BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO THE TRUE WINNER IS
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bennetwilcox:
eurovision is divided into two parts
the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other
12 points to Romania from Tumblr
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dekutree:
coffee or tea?
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
assassinwithapassion:
tHIS SHIT IS RIGGED HOW DOES ROMANIA ONLY HAVE 40 POINTS AND NOT 5,000,000,000,000.
1030104:
overwhelmed-with-fandoms:
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
esc
truckzilla:
did you think it was just the performers who dress nicely
did you
do i even need to say something
bennetwilcox:
welcome to europe
nightlokcs:
WELCOME TO EUROVISON,WHERE JESUS SINGS,GAY DRACULA IS DOING OPERA AND ALCOHOL IS FREE
at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
nikaidotadashi:
evilmaycry:
whats eurovision
once a year europe go together and fight a war but since we’re civilized people we don’t use weapons we send our worst singer to try and make the other countries deaf. we are forced into submission to vote on one of the other countries and the winner rules europe for the next year as the Supreme Commander Of Eurovision All Glory To Him/Her/Them
mandalovesdoitsu:
whereischarlesleee:
sundayintheparkwithsatan:
the-eleventh-blog:
lefayss:
samandriel:
Is this what it’s like to live in Europe
yes
yes
yes
yes
When I miss the bus, this is how I get to school.
comradegunnar:
ROMANIA BETTER FUCKING WIN
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mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
fawncollie:
I hate it when you have a great idea for a character design in mind and when you try and draw it it’s just like
medicbot:
seeing porn of a character you didnt want to see porn of
phlynn:
not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
