hoflords: Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
egbuns: OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT Read More
dunwall: connorkawaii: “take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points” at least the alcohol is free
bollocksmahoney: Monster chests are the reason I have trust issues.
dandere: OK BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO THE TRUE WINNER IS
bennetwilcox: eurovision is divided into two parts the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other
12 points to Romania from Tumblr
dekutree: coffee or tea?
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
assassinwithapassion: tHIS SHIT IS RIGGED HOW DOES ROMANIA ONLY HAVE 40 POINTS AND NOT 5,000,000,000,000.
overwhelmed-with-fandoms: Highlights of Eurovision There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP There is Greece with the free alcohol You got Iceland with Thor Romania with the Dracula and half naked men And of course Malta with the very happy man esc
truckzilla: did you think it was just the performers who dress nicely did you
do i even need to say something
bennetwilcox: welcome to europe
nightlokcs: WELCOME TO EUROVISON,WHERE JESUS SINGS,GAY DRACULA IS DOING OPERA AND ALCOHOL IS FREE
at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
nikaidotadashi: evilmaycry: whats eurovision once a year europe go together and fight a war but since we’re civilized people we don’t use weapons we send our worst singer to try and make the other countries deaf. we are forced into submission to vote on one of the other countries and the winner rules europe for the next year as the Supreme Commander Of Eurovision All Glory To Him/Her/Them
mandalovesdoitsu: whereischarlesleee: sundayintheparkwithsatan: the-eleventh-blog: lefayss: samandriel: Is this what it’s like to live in Europe yes yes yes yes When I miss the bus, this is how I get to school.
comradegunnar: ROMANIA BETTER FUCKING WIN
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
fawncollie: I hate it when you have a great idea for a character design in mind and when you try and draw it it’s just like
medicbot: seeing porn of a character you didnt want to see porn of
phlynn: not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity